#DeflateGate: Kitty Style

Kitties play DeflateGate, Ready for the Superbowl

With all the hoopla over DeflateGate, Paws wanted to have some fun, and see how our feline household would deflate footballs, getting ready for the big game on #SuperBowl Sunday. How do you think your cats would have tacked the football? Do you think they might like to watch the #Super Bowl, or the #Kitten Bowl. How will your kitties be spending SuperBowl Sunday? Will they be racing and romping through the house? Or will they be snuggling up in your lap, watching the big game, and helping you eat all those goodies? Please weigh in and share your thoughts and comments on this fun discussion.

Cats deflating footballs - a new conspiracy.

Cats deflating footballs – a new conspiracy.

Could the kitty have sniffed the air out of the football?

Could the kitty have sniffed the air out of the football?

Could the kitties have kicked the football too hard, making it deflate?

Could the kitties have kicked the football too hard, making it deflate?

Suppose kitty mistakenly stepped on the footballs?

Suppose kitty mistakenly stepped on the footballs?

I, cat, did not deflate this football!

I, cat, did not deflate this football!

That kitty bite could have made the footballs deflate.

That kitty bite could have made the footballs deflate.

Which kitty claw could have deflated the football?

Which kitty claw could have deflated the football?

Or could the cats have bitten the footballs?

Or could the cats have bitten the footballs?

Maybe it was the kitties weight that deflated the footballs?

Maybe it was the kitties weight that deflated the footballs?

Perhaps the kitty pounded on the footballs?

Perhaps the kitty pounded on the footballs?

We, cats, did get a little roudy on the sideline. Do you suppose that deflated the footballs?

We, cats, did get a little roudy on the sideline. Do you suppose that deflated the footballs?

We kitties played a hard game. Do you suppose our superb playing deflated the footballs?

We kitties played a hard game. Do you suppose our superb playing deflated the footballs?

Ready, set, go, and go we did. Do you suppose us kitties did deflate the footballs?

Ready, set, go, and go we did. Do you suppose us kitties did deflate the footballs?

Do you suppose kitty stared the air out of the football?

Do you suppose kitty stared the air out of the football?

Ready, set, go, and go we did. Do you suppose us kitties did deflate the footballs?

Champion kitties don’t deflate footballs. We devour them.

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BJ Bangs is an established journalist, photographer, and an aspiring author. She loves everything about cats, including writing about them.

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